This is about bait-n-switch, people. Listen the hell up.
I am a 24/7/365 stoned freedom-hating socialist Neo-Nazi America-hating liberal jihadist Ayers-humping homo that has sex with goats. That is why I voted for Obama.
Obama made many promises to which he has yet to fulfil. The Right was right. He’s nothing but an empty suit full of nothing but lies, lies, lies.
AND I AM VERY ANGRY.
I voted for the candidate I thought would hate America the most, who would be one born on foreign turf with no birth certificate, who would side with the terrorists, who would let me be lazy and still get a salary, who would not talk to those godamned Republicans on the other side, who would be 100% partisan and divisive, and who would help make America an Arabnegro Supremacist Kenyan-clone-country that would force us whites to be slaves, to wear purple and orange, eat KFC, chitlins, collard greens, watermelon and learn rap songs.
HE HAS DONE NONE OF THIS.
—> I am still required to keep my job. Obama has yet to replace my full-time salary with a government pay check so that I can be unemployed for free — leaving enough time for me to get fat and watch Oprah all day.
—> I am pissed because he talks to white people.
—> I am pissed because he hasn’t gone on vacation yet.
—> I am pissed because he talks to Republicans and even asks their opinion.
—> I am pissed because he talks to religious people and wants to be in with them.
—> I am pissed because he said it was wrong to jump on fallen bodies at Walmart. As a liberal, I like to jump on bodies and cause human suffering – especially to infants.
—> He is still not a dictator.
—>Osama still hasn’t made us wear brown shirts yet.
—> I still have free speech and I fucking hate that goddamed stupid retarded idiotic free fucking speech.
What the hell is going on here????
Bait and switch.
I WANT MY MONEY BACK!!!!
Please support me, and let’s impeach that piece of shit liar!
*ROARS LAUGHING!*
Stop holding back ya hear..!
Somebody got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning!
It’s called “humor”. Laugh a little. Let your hair down. Don’t take life so seriously. You’re gonna have a heart attack, young lady!
YOUNG lady? Gee, THANK YOU!!!!!
HILARIOUS!
Fortunate for us liberals, I think he did make good on that promise to replace all the White House bibles with korans, and he’s using part of that bailout to install abortion clinics in every Walmart. But yes, on every other count, he has clearly *failed*. And I mean, we’ve given him a LONG time (an entire week at this point) to make things happen…
And WHAT THE HELL – why is he still speaking ENGLISH? Why can’t he set a good example for the nation and start speaking in Ebonics? Sheesh!
I am interested in trying out the new abortion clinics. I heard that they will be cleaner and friendlier than the older ones. My husband and I are working on our 7684997368th baby to abort. If you are interested, I will post here on how everything goes.
Oh come now! You libs know that an abortion clinic in every Wal-Mart is your wet dream come true. And forget Ebonics. Obama told us during the campaign that we all needed to learn Spanish. And he’ll probably require us to speak Arabic as well, in light of his grovelling to the sand Nazis on Al Arabiya tv.
That’s right SA. There’s nothing that arouses me and my libbie friends more than seeing dead babies. The more the merrier. Did you know that Obama eats them after he kills them with his own hands?
Mmmm….. I cannot wait to learn Arabic and be ruled by Nazis of the sandy kind. Sweet!
VM, yes, fetuses are rich in stem cells, you know.
And I agree, we should be learning both Spanish and Arabic – it’s great to see that GWB will be a great role model in this respect, given he speaks both. (not 100% sure about Arabic, but he certainly has demonstrated a sustained, friendly interest in Saudi Arabia)
I would add Chinese too, but that’s also been claimed by the Republicans, since they did a fantastic job of financing this country’s governmental expansion with renminbi, and as you know, we Libs don’t like to share credit for a good idea.
“There’s nothing that arouses me and my libbie friends more than seeing dead babies. The more the merrier.”
I KNEW it!
“Did you know that Obama eats them after he kills them with his own hands?”
Nope, but thanks for the heads up.
And when did neo-conservative Americans become officially cry babies? Was that one of the executive orders Obama signed?
Do you know how they make Tortilla soup?
“Do you know how they make Tortilla soup?”
Nope, but I bet you’re gonna tell me!
Try this:
http://www.elise.com/recipes/archives/002087tortilla_soup.php
An alternate recipe is to use the above, substituting napalm as the heating element, and the resulting tender flesh of children cooked in said napalm for the chicken.
I know, sick joke from the Viet Nam days…
You’re right, Patrick. Very sick joke and very unfunny. My late uncle was a Vietnam vet.
Lima Co. 75th Infantry 101st Abn, and later 5th SF here Seane-Anna, and also having a background in Emergency Medical Services I’m somewhat used to gallows humor. Me bad!
Forgiven, Patrick!
And thank you for your service!
My duty and honor to be allowed to serve, thank you.
A thank-you from myself as well.
Noted and appreciated VM.
Hey VM, I see you’ve gone silent again. Well, I just wanted to thank you for stopping by PGZ and leaving a couple of comments. And to answer your question the “cute chubby kid” in my profile picture is BB Kiddo, daughter of Beatrice Kiddo–aka Uma Thurman–from the movie “Kill Bill, vol. 2.” I love that picture of BB because she looks so cute but so damn ready to kill. Yeehaw!
I haven’t gone silent. I mentioned this before here, but I am working 6 days a week now and on the graveyard to boot with a serious case of RLS that is making the adjustment quite the challenge!
My contributors have been very busy as well, so this blog has deadened to a certain degree.
Once I get used to my new environment a bit more, I will be posting again!! Muhahahha *evil grin*
RLS?
Restless leg syndrome.
(a copy and paste from what I had written earlier)
I am literally swamped! I honestly thought that I would have more free time. I am hoping that my contributors contribute something in the near future… hint hint.
I LOVE my job, though. I am working for a Japanese company. All of my clients are in Japan, so I must adhere to the Japanese time zone. So, I work the graveyard shift 6 nights a week. I’m on the payroll in Tokyo. I DO have the choice of getting two days off, but we need the money! My husband also may be losing his job because of the economy right now. Actually, it’s not and “if”, it’s a “when”.
Scary times. I may have to do 7 days a week if he loses his job.
I have time for commenting here and there. But for posting? They usually take hours to type up. And I don’t have the time for that!
I miss you guys. But I haven’t abandoned my blog.
be a guest on my blog