The little lady referred to above needs to simply have her travel agent arrange for all stop overs to be outside the United States. But, that might be too easy.

Well, of course! You know these people purposefully go to and transit through the US so they can continue being “the victim”.

Airport security has not bothered me to much. I got used to it traveling to Israel over the years. The little lady referred to above needs to simply have her travel agent arrange for all stop overs to be outside the United States. But, that might be too easy.

Even your beloved Zontar, known to all and sundry as the benevolent and wise mind for our age is no exception. Recently Zontar had urgent business and had to travel from Toad Suck, Arkansas to New York.

At the airport Zontar was singled out for close inspection. I doubt it had anything to do with his twelve sets of eyes or his green slimy skin. Zontar just stands out in a crowd. The security guard even took me in the back and made me take off my shoes then, when he didn’t discover anything amiss, he examined my anal orifice, where he was shocked to see my penis. (I thought it was a matter of public record that Xenonian’s members are fluid and can appear anywhere at anytime.

Zontar was then denied boarding because the cretinous security guard thought that that my member was a potential WMD.

Zontar didn’t get angry though. He understands the age in which we live. I suggest all of you whiny foreigners stop your childish rants and get a life. But then again, how much of a life can they have living in their miserable little hovels in their miserable little excuse for a country where their only forms of entertainment are bashing the United States and soccer.
Sorry…Football dickhead.
Hail Zontar!!