A Right-wing Indian fringe group that finds my blog very offensive decided to forge my name on a comment that I didn’t make as revenge for posting their hate mail publicly on my blog, I am guessing. Some phrases were made by me in this post. The authors of the offending blog decided to copy and paste some of my words (out of order) and mix them up with someone else’s combined with some Valley-girl lingo. 
Here’s the finished product. (Click the below to get to the source.)
If these Americanophobic teeny-boppers have to commit forgery to prove that Americans are dumb, … that indeed is a compliment to Americans! 
I had to laugh at the ending, though, as Zontar had posted that in his comment reacting to the hate mail that I had received. 
They have access to a thesaurus and a keyboard. What a feat!!!!
Who cannot laugh at the silliness of all this?
UPDATE:
The latest from Aby the “Liberal” and co.:
Once again, quoting things that I did not say. It’s not really that HUGE of a deal as those people that already know me know that I don’t talk like that. And people who don’t know me? Bring it on! They can just come here and read my site to find out for themselves.
Still laughing at the silliness!
UPDATE 2!
If that wasn’t hilarious enough, I took a screen shot of her commenting back to herself!
(Click below to access the source)
UPDATE 3!
Here is Aby’s latest instalment in her “testimonials” area of her blog (which is updated depending on her mood):
(Click below to access the source.)
If amusing people means challenging back with facts, then yeah… my blog is one hellavan amusement park. And will continue to be that way.
UPDATE 4!
Yet, another desperado instalment from my good ole friends next door – except this time, they’ve dragged their criminal acts of forgery to an online message board dedicated to ME! I am so a celeb!!!!!!!!!
Click the screen shot below to access the source.
In case you’re confused, Aby’s “partner in crime” goes under the following names:
- Captain Sasha
- Sasha
- Captain V
- Juan McDaniel
- Captain (Dr.) Alexandr Vasilevski
- Karmen
- Amy
- Bridgette
and god knows what else.
I’ve met a lot of cooky Americanophobes in my time, but Juan McDaniel undoubtfully gets to wear the crown!
And that my dear, is who, what, and why I wrote my first major post here. You might want to switch it to a comment instead, and put it in this thread.
See how propaganda works?
I am confused by what you mean?
My post about propaganda VM, I think that you are dealing with professionals at Aby’s place, not just some off the wall bloggers.
This new dashboard is taking some getting used to…
Patrick, I had never thought about professional propaganda before. After a while, I guess, when you find out who you’re dealing with, it surely puts things in perspective.
Greetings Earthlings!
Zontar, omniscient lord of the universe, wise, benevolent judge of all things and all around nice guy is sore amused from mirth after reading the demented rants of the so called “Aby”, so called “liberal”, so called “internationalist”.
Zontar put up a comment in defense of the esteemed Ms. Monkey and this “Aby” was so devastated and torn by lord Zontar’s cutting and cogent arguments that her only response was to take my brilliant words and place them out of context to make it seem that Ms. Monkey had indeed lost her mind by composing a reply that was foul and incoherent and totally lacking in factual back-up.
“Aby” knows much about this as all of her postings in her pitiful mockery of a blog are the rantings of an obviously feeble mind who has nothing better to do with her time than to slog away at her sloppy, ridiculous and moronic blog posts. She has a host of faithful, cowardly and equally feeble-minded minions (if such a thing is possible) who agree with everything she/he/it utters.
The ultimate effect of aforementioned blog is that of a cyber circle-jerk.
Fie upon it! Fie, Zontar sayeth.
Fear not “Aby”, you dear, delusional “internationalist”. Zontar has a kind forgiving nature. Zontar will forgive you if you come to my home and watch my mucus dry on the wall until hard, which, come to think of it, is the intellectual equivalent to reading your blog.
Hail munificent, all loving Alien!
Hail Zontar!!
Some hilarious stuff: Aby in her blog post where she forged my name on a comment – RESPONDED TO THAT COMMENT. She responded to her own comment!!!
That takes the cake, man….. ROTFLMAOPMP!!
Comedy!
Some people’s children…
for heaven’s sake, they don’t even spell their profanities correctly.
You noticed that also..? LMAO!
Actually, the owner of that blog’s husband is in the military working with US soldiers. It is a *must* to be more patriotic than your average citizen when you’re employed in the army. Some sense of nationalism might be unavoidable. That pretty much explains a lot for me.
Something tells me that Captain “Russian” may have been “rough-housed” by our military and he has probably fallen victim to PTSD and is basing his view of the average American by his limited on-the-job experiences.
I’ve connected the dots after I saw military hints dropped by them on my blog, in my emails, and in their blog as well.
None of them have been to the US outside business. It’s clear as they don’t know what the heck they’re talking about half the time.
What a sad, yet interesting bunch.
Karen, enjoy the forgery while it lasts. Seriously. This is the funniest stuff ever.
@”I assume your are a foreigner of dubious education, you mother-fucking, cock-sucking, come-swallowing, ignorant asshole dickhead prick.”
LMAO
I could not stop laughing after I read that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is classic, Karen. Just can’t figure out why Aby et al aren’t laughing with us.
I just left a comment on her page.
If that blog owners husband is in fact working with American soldiers, his security clearance just went the way of a turd in a toilet.
Aby the liberal is actually a fat little canadian kid who has multiple personalities in which she visits and post comments on her own blog over and over.
She’s fat and sad :,(
I wonder if the readers of this blog care any bit to verify the veracity of virgomonkey’s claims. I also wonder if virgomonkey has any evidence to back up these forgery claims. Who to believe, I wonder.
Aby, I know that this is you. I checked your IP address and a couple of other things as well. LMAO
Nice, nice, try. You gotta get up much earlier in the morning to fool me, love. And you also want to learn a bit more about computers.
I look forward to see which alias you come up with next. Keep me entertained!!
HAHA! Virgo this is hilarious, Aby is quite the little trickster. Don’t worry she’ll learn, next she’ll be using her mother or father’s computer.
I love you Aby! You entertain me millions! You have a special place deep in my xenophobic-nationalistic-homogenous heart! After all we aren’t that different. I hope over time you will learn to give me a special place in your controlling-manipulative-culturally superior heart, too
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Karmen on 02 Jan 2009 at 10:24 pm
“This virgomonkey character is a dubious bulshitter. I stumbled across her site from an Australian cookery blog and was left quite stunned at the vendetta-like tone in her site. By calling herself a liberal American, she is being an embarassment to all of us who are actual liberal Americans. After I posed a few questions to the credibility of her convictions, she is now convinced that I am Aby. She now claims with a conviction that my IP is the same as that of Aby, which has the same possibility of being true as she being a Nazi slut’s daughter.
After this incident, I am convinced beyond doubt that she is a liar, a forgerer and a master bullshitter who would make up any sort of thing to convince people. Congratulations Aby for unmasking this sad blot on humanity!”
Interesting, either Aby is afraid that her readers will come across your blog and believe you so she continued her Karmen alias on her site (where you can’t check her IP) to make people think your nuts if they came across the above coments, or Karmen is a real person and you made a mistake. However, given everything I have learned of you by all the posts I have read on here its hard to imagine you making up something so silly to get back at Aby. So I think Aby is just crazy, however she is very dedicated to her agenda (her craziness comes in handy at this point). So I assume she is using a whole bunch of fake people to try and smear you. Which is why I think she created this one as an American, it makes sense really…even another American thinks she’s crazy, so she must be.
Now it is Aby who is saying you are using multiple aliases to smear her, erm…I mean Captain V. He/she says that you are the one that said she is a fat canadian with multiple personalities.
LOL – well, she’s gotta come back with something, right? For all we know, the fat Canadian commenter was was probably Aby – but I’m too lazy to look or care. All I know is that she and her other multiple personalities are all getting quite the desperate. It’s fun to watch them/her, though.
One interesting thing that I’ve noticed is that usually in a comment section there are always a few with their own blogs. If you look at hers, only a very, very tiny fraction appear to have their own blogs. And when I say tiny fraction, I mean abnormally tiny!
Captain V actually resides in India – and it’s hilarious to see him under the British flag on Aby’s site. But I do know that with that plugin, you can manipulate the flags.
She has no idea how transparent she is. Like a little kid and the mom seeing all the little sneaky things she tries.
yeah, and she apparently got angry when you called her out about Karmen because low and behold on her blog she has commented under the name Karmen (an American) that you are a sad excuse for an American Liberal. She is deranged. She also thinks your afraid of Swiss people
Once someone stoops as low to use my name on a comment that I didn’t write, after that, it is really hard to trust that person. With that said, I wouldn’t put anything past Aby and co.
It is more than predictable that “Karmen” would seek out Aby’s blog for sympathy – very very telling.
To tell you the truth, I couldn’t be bothered to check out Aby’s blog long enough to know what she means by “liberal”, but maybe she means the European sense of the word, which means for free markets, the whole Adam Smith thing, which would be “conservative” by our American definition. Ironically, a European “liberal” tends to be conservative socially as well (although not as adamantly as an American self-professed conservative).
At any rate, if it’s true that she fabricates a bunch of identities to “play” with is really sad. Reminds me of Eric Cartman having tea with his fawning stuffed animals on South Park, right before he had a nervous meltdown.
I just visited that teenhub crap. God that really ticked me off even if they are teens. That one girl was so stupid she actually believed most Americans didn’t know how many sides a triangle had, I mean come on. And they treat that Sasha thing so normally even though he has a swastika as his avatar. wtf is going on in Europe that their youth think it perfectly normal to see someone with a swastika?? And I just love the sweeping generalizations…like a breath of fresh air
Karmenabytheliberal.com blew her cover more obviously claiming that she came to my site from an “Australian cookery site”. Firstly, I’ve never been to such site. And finally, I keep track of the referrers of all people that land on my site.Damn. They are soooooooooooooooooo incredibly desperate. I must have really ticked them off!! And he’s not getting too far on his little teeny-bopper forum as most of the teens there think he’s full of shit!
Maybe he really is a fat and sad Canadian?
He is compensating for something…do you think Aby and Juan are the same person as well?
I don’t think those two are the same person. Their speaking styles are also clearly two different people. They both share the same last name, so either they are married or related.
I don’t know howI missed this.
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“Actually, the owner of that blog’s husband is in the military working with US soldiers. It is a *must* to be more patriotic than your average citizen when you’re employed in the army. Some sense of nationalism might be unavoidable. That pretty much explains a lot for me.
Something tells me that Captain “Russian” may have been “rough-housed” by our military and he has probably fallen victim to PTSD and is basing his view of the average American by his limited on-the-job experiences.
I’ve connected the dots after I saw military hints dropped by them on my blog, in my emails, and in their blog as well.”
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Good Lordie Karen Karen Karen NO! If he was truly working in the military, he’d be way too busy to have all this time on the internet and upholding a teen forum to boot? That dude calls himself a captain only by his own self-loving imagination. You said that he lives in India right? He’s probably working for an American company as a call center agent over there. They are all forced to change their names to western ones hence the “jaun macdaneil”. And if I were over there speaking with a thick Indian accent and not knowing what the hell the other is saying on the other end of the phone and what I’m doing, fuck I’d be antiAmerican too LOL. He’s probably got tons of irates making him crazy. And you know good and well what it’s like working in a call center. LOL You and I should be working in forensics haha or at least me.
Loveya babe xxx
DFD, Even if he was working in a call-center for a non-American company, the same would more than likely happen. His feelings about Americans prove his sheltered life, and you can still be sheltered and have been to another country as one’s mind can be sheltered regardless of where his feet take him.
# Captain V. on 04 Jan 2009 at 9:37 pm
^^ Hello, virgomonkey a.k.a. Jane. *wave* Interesting to see you here back again, even though your disguise was a blooper. (I am sure when Aby gets back, he’ll have something to say about your comeback under a different alias).
“you do realize that was a joke right? Not to be taken seriously. Haha well grasp at whatever straws you want.”
You can never admit being mistaken, can you? It always has to be something, so that you get out of admitting a mistake.
“But all the same I do believe virgomonkey more.”
You ‘believe’ your alterego, right. Big deal. Send me a self-addressed stamped envelope and I’ll mail you a medal.
“You have done your own part to smear her..”
Come on, don’t cry about that now. Its not like you don’t spend half your waking time planning how to launch the next personal attack on yours truly.
“…whether you used multiple aliases or not.”
Tch, tch….for all your claims of liberalism and ability to read people you sure don’t live up to much. Oh well…I guess a crash course in my name is in order. Captain (Kapitan) is a military rank between Starshiy Leytenant and Major. Sasha is short for the popular name “Aleksandr” which literally means “Protector of Mankind”. V is short for Vasily which is a Slavic corruption of Vasilevski. Dr. is short for ‘Doctor” which is a title given to you when you either get a medical degree or a doctorate degree. Hope I made myself clear (which seeing you for what you are, might be totally hopeless).
“Having read alot of her posts I think it highly unlikely that she would say such silly comments as you have on your site from her, so yes I think they were forged.”
You actually read your posts? Thats wonderful news, I’ll send a transcript to the CNN. That brings us to those mythical ‘forged comments’. You made them as a knee-jerk reaction and realised later that you can’t change or remove them like you do in your site, so a forgery forms the perfect cover story.
By the way Jane (or virgomonkey), my humble apologies for the horrid English – spellings, grammar and whatever. As a stupid vodka guzzling commie who spent only a handful of years in an Anglophone country (and wasted it on studying a stupid courses like medicine in dubious universities like Cambridge), my English is not up to the standards of American overlords like you. Please forgive me and don’t rape my loved ones or kill my family for such a grievous offence. Don’t bomb my house either, its too chilly in here to live in refugee camps now.
@ Karmen
Ah, don’t worry Karmen. No matter who you are, if you disagree with virgomonkey, her ‘people reading power’ always sees the same person. She also found with her superb people watching capabilities that I am Bridget and Amy (above), so my closely guarded secret is out now. Shhh…another secret. *don’t let virgomonkey find out* I am also the Nobel Laureates Albert Einstein and G.B.Shaw, a lot of my opinions about Americans matches theirs so I am them.
Something for Karen G. (Virgomonkey) from George Bernard Shaw: “The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed but that he cannot believe anyone else.”. I can put a ’she’ for you.
^^This was in responce to a comment I made on aby’s blog
Hello me!! I have a twin!!
This has crossed the realm of sanity IMO. Some things appear to be from a propaganda professional, and others more like adolescent ranting.
Perhaps there is more then a little truth in the multiple personality disorder speculation that was posted about above…
I have no idea how he got that I wanted to rape his family and bomb his house out of the comment I made………
Whoever he is – wherever he’s from – one thing is for sure. He was treated badly by some American people and has a SEVERE case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder that he is unaware of. He is still young. Hopefully when he grows up, he will seek some professional help. Those who go without help continue the cycle of hate that causes all the wars and discord in this world.
I wouldn’t be surprised if in fact he was an American himself.
Its interesting how Karmen always shows up right after him….like there almost the same person….hmmm
Jane, actually —- you never know. Juan may just be “Aby” as on the TH forum, he attributes credit to himself for the posts that “Aby” has made!!!
I’ve seen him do that twice already. This is just one of the two examples that I had found.
Additionally, I had received emails from both “Aby” and Juan. Naturally, their email addresses were different, but guess which name was displayed on both of them?
Aby
:-0
On more than one occasion Captain Sasha Juan McDaniel referred to Aby as a “he”…isn’t Aby supposed to be a girl?
His cover is so gone!
Fun times.
Ok, they’ve put added a link to my name leading to this site :/
the list of tricky doings goes ever on
Gee… why am I not surprised!?
Edited to add, the “debates and discussions” area of his teeny-bopper forum has been made private.
Looks like he’s got something to hide.
I’m not all too surprised seeing as quite a few members called him out on his logic and motives, and he continues to delete their posts – unless of course they are abusive and then he leaves it there “to prove how mean Americans are” even if they’re not Americans!! LOL
Man, you just can’t make this shit up!!
wow, what a site you got here, wow.
hello jorge, how did I know before even reading your comment…just from the chosen name, that you were up to no good. God, you need a new pattern. Sir Jorge. Really?
Who cares?
Evidently you do as you just took time out of your precious life to make a comment on this blog post. Obviously out of all 360 posts made in this blog, this one caught your eye.
Thank you for adding even more popularity to such a post that no one would care about.
Hey Jen, you running out of ideas on how to “WUP liberal ass”? Looks like you’re gettin’ bored over there.
All things aside, I love the quote on your site: