In my town, we can take advantage of “early voting”. 
And I voted for…..
Out of all the terrorists and terrorist sympathizers to choose from, he’s my favorite *on the issues*. I am not one of those mindless drone-like cheerleaders of Obama, contrary to popular belief of those who observe the Obama supporters and their chants. Yes, there are actually people out there that take this election seriously. I care about my country with just as much fevor as my conservative compatriots.
I read the websites of all these candidates. I favor Ron Paul, Hillary Clinton, and Obama. All three of these individuals are capable of satisfying my wishes in some way or another.
I am realistic. And I hope my fellow comrades are as well. No matter who gets elected president,
- Nobody is going to be perfect,
- All of them will screw up at some point in time,
- And finally, NO president can please everyone.
People need to get over the fact that just because someone’s occupation is “president” that they will be “superman”.
With that said, if Obama wins, I am very well prepared that I will not like everything that he says, stands for, and does. However, if you take a peek at my political profile, you will very well know why I voted for Obama over the other choices I had.
There is no Messiah. There is no God. So, get over it, people. We just need this country fixed. I’d like to think that most of us have good intentions for this country when we put our vote in. Most of us agree that there are serious problems with the US. However, we don’t all agree on THE WAY to fix our country and improve foreign policy to suit the needs of those living in other countries.
Anyway people, please, please, please… get out and VOTE. Even if you think your vote isn’t going to count. Even if you think “the man” is going to win or lose anyway. Even if you hate all the candidates. Read their websites and DECIDE!!!! Voting is your duty as an AMERICAN CITIZEN! Get off of your lazy bums, stop making excuses, stop the smears and the vinegar pissing for ONE DAY and VOTE WITH PRIDE – even if it’s for the wrong one. 
Zontar, Lord of the Universe, Holy of all Holies salutes Ms. Monkey in her patriotic zeal to get everyone to vote.
However, he has one caveat!
BEWARE of who you vote for. Zontar is a very sensitive alien and can detect who anyone has voted for. When Zontar detects that anyone has voted for the lamentable team of the demented geezer McCain and the pea-brained hockey mom slut Palin then this will greatly anger Zontar.
Zontar has ways of making their lives miserable thanks to early voting. For example, Hortense the prostitute in Dallas made the mistake of voting for the duet of evil: she know has a vagina that has closed over.
Ralph the sewage treatment plant worker also voted for McSame and he was rendered impotent.
But on the opposite end, Jan the manicurist voted for Obama and within one day won a 20 million dollar lottery.
Danny the penile implant doctor also voted for the righteous one and his wife dropped the divorce. They are know happy together again forever. This is thanks to the munificence of Zontar, the Magnificent.
So feel free to exercise your democratic voice! Vote for whomever you like: just be aware of the the consequences if you displease the mighty
Zontar! Lord of the Universe!!
Hail Virgo Monkey!!
Hail Voters for the correct party!
Woe unto those who dare to anger the supreme Zontar!!!!
Good for you! I’ll be voting tomorrow!
Hip hip hooray!
Yeah, and I voted too, So did my wife and daughter so your vote for socialisim was negated….
Huh? How does not supporting tax cuts for the rich equate to socialism, exactly?
You probably wanna do a little research on your buddies McCain and Reagan before you make an ignorant comment like that.
Just like the rest of them, you believe every rumor you hear, don’t you?
Oh yeah, and speaking of socialism, the WORKING poor have been supporting the rich for too long. Socialism would be a refreshing change. And yes, I work, and pay taxes.
Well, after all of what’s been said and done, it looks like MY vote negated your whole family’s vote, Sir Robinhoodimschwartzwald.