If you like sex…….
Canadians have more sex, have multiple partners, are planet-friendly lovers, are more adventurous in bed, don’t have to go to jail for crimes committed and more!
What the hell is wrong with America?
After digging through the data, here’s what we found: the staid, underpaid Canadian is dead. Believe it or not, we now have more wealth than Americans, even though we work shorter hours. We drink more often, but we live longer and have fewer diseases. We have more sex, more sex partners and we’re more adventurous in bed, but we have fewer teen pregnancies and fewer sexually transmitted diseases. We spend more time with family and friends, and more time exploring the world. Even in crime we come out ahead: we’re just as prone to break the law, but when we do it, we don’t get shot. Most of the time, we don’t even go to jail.
Yeah, very similar to the UK (except that the UK Justice System may be too harsh for Canucks).
The data shows that it’s the Canadians who are living it up, while Americans toil away, working longer hours to pay their mounting bills.
How about Canadian-Sea-Sex? <— They are so creative!
Well, here’s a solution should our democracy prove to be a failure again, and the Palin Administration takes over.
Additionally, Canada is a way cool place if you like to smoke pot, but ……… BUT(!) if you have smoked pot in the US (which is considered a criminal offence in the Great White North) Canada doesn’t like that and they may not let you enter the country without a fight.
But the good news is that Canada, (just a few months ago) took their very first step toward national sovereignty for the first time since her birth, and now has her own porn channels with …. *ACTUAL CANADIANS* (yes I did say that – Canadians are on TV!) instead of those nationalistic, paranoid, arrogant, FAT, ugly, lazy, greedy, racist, spoiled-rich, prude, sexless, monogamy-obsessed, raunchy, cheesy, dirty, smelly, ignorant, stupid, humorless, loud, obnoxious, gum-chewing, carbon-emitting, baby-killing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, flag-waving, and self-centered neanderthal greenbacks from that cultural wasteland in the lower 48. ———->
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! (Despite the rumors that sex is dying out in Canada)
But if you like sex….
Come join me and others as we *Move to Canada*. 
Especially if you like sex, polygamy, and committing crimes. 
My husband just heard about the multiple partners and the topless chicks in the streets, and he’s in on the ticket.
What say you?
If you are offended by this blog post, then you don’t like sex. Typical fucking American.
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OK, I object. I have to live in Canada – but no one has shared this data with me. I have not reaped any sex benefits, and am constantly scolded that I should be locked up for refusing to recycle and curb my greenhouse gas emissions (read into that what you will).
To borrow a phrase from the Obama campaign: “This is not the Canada I knew”.
Oh snap! Now, Obama is Anti-Canadian too?
I just have to laugh. Over at the WordPress.com forums, some Canadians have actually taken offence to this post. LOL Is it only Americans that have a sense of humor and can laugh? I reckon satire is not very common in Canada? I guess it didn’t help that I labeled my post in the “humor” category. Idiots! The whiny politically correct brats deserve to be offended just like they are when they watch South Park.
I’m Canadian and not politically correct. I laugh at Canadians (and Americans) whenever the mood strikes me. Maybe I should have my own country?
Naw. It’s Raincoaster (who ironically has a comedy blog) and his minions that come here and to my husband’s blog and never get the humor despite it being pretty obvious. It gets old after a while. For every politically correct hypersensitive Canadian, there’s an American to match.
Well darn. I was hoping someone would agree so I could have my own country to boss around.
LOL Fracas! I think we all have a inner
voicedictator.This blog is hilarious, I havn’t laughed this hard in a while. You’re quite right though…you Americans do get a lot of negative stereotyping. It’s interesting how most if not all nations are stereotyped. Perhaps it’s noticed more when it is directed at our own nations/citizens. I’m Canadian and we are notoriious for being a bunch of beer guzzling, hockey stick swinging, Americas stupid cousin and ice fishing plaid wearing frenchmen that live in igloo’s. By the way… I happened upon this blog via a Google alert, [go figure!] i’m glad i did! When i hear this stuff it just makes me laugh though, I don’t take it personally. You have to look at where it’s coming from. Joking around is great…but we shouldn’t concern ourselves with what people that are that stupid and ignorant have to say!
Just remember that those that judge usually don’t know what the f*** they are talking about anyway, they just heard it somewhere and thought they would repeat it. STUPIDITY runs rampant…worldwide!
P.S For the record, for those that don’t know. Canada is a bilingual country however 95% of the french speaking people live in Quebec. The other 5% live around eastern Ontario and small pockets of them in western New Brunswick. The rest of the country speaks english with a few that are bilingual.
Thanks for reading this.
Fugi, thanks for stopping by my blog.
I know! I know! As annoying as those phobes can be, I can have a lot of fun with them. Knowing me, I’ll get bored and then go back to bashing Bush.