If you like sex…….
Canadians have more sex, have multiple partners, are planet-friendly lovers, are more adventurous in bed, don’t have to go to jail for crimes committed and more!
After digging through the data, here’s what we found: the staid, underpaid Canadian is dead. Believe it or not, we now have more wealth than Americans, even though we work shorter hours. We drink more often, but we live longer and have fewer diseases. We have more sex, more sex partners and we’re more adventurous in bed, but we have fewer teen pregnancies and fewer sexually transmitted diseases. We spend more time with family and friends, and more time exploring the world. Even in crime we come out ahead: we’re just as prone to break the law, but when we do it, we don’t get shot. Most of the time, we don’t even go to jail.
The data shows that it’s the Canadians who are living it up, while Americans toil away, working longer hours to pay their mounting bills.
How about Canadian-Sea-Sex? <— They are so creative!
Additionally, Canada is a way cool place if you like to smoke pot, but ……… BUT(!) if you have smoked pot in the US (which is considered a criminal offence in the Great White North) Canada doesn’t like that and they may not let you enter the country without a fight.
But the good news is that Canada, (just a few months ago) took their very first step toward national sovereignty for the first time since her birth, and now has her own porn channels with …. *ACTUAL CANADIANS* (yes I did say that – Canadians are on TV!) instead of those nationalistic, paranoid, arrogant, FAT, ugly, lazy, greedy, racist, spoiled-rich, prude, sexless, monogamy-obsessed, raunchy, cheesy, dirty, smelly, ignorant, stupid, humorless, loud, obnoxious, gum-chewing, carbon-emitting, baby-killing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, flag-waving, and self-centered neanderthal greenbacks from that cultural wasteland in the lower 48. ———->
Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet! (Despite the rumors that sex is dying out in Canada)
But if you like sex….
Come join me and others as we *Move to Canada*. Especially if you like sex, polygamy, and committing crimes.
My husband just heard about the multiple partners and the topless chicks in the streets, and he’s in on the ticket.
What say you?
If you are offended by this blog post, then you don’t like sex. Typical fucking American.