Comments on: Hail to the Alien Chief! http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/hail-to-the-alien-chief/ Observations from a typical, self-entitlement-oriented, inbred, insular, nationalistic, inherently violent, unfashionable, paranoid, arrogant, unsophisticated, fat, lazy, vulgar, greedy, racist, spoiled-rich, ignorant, stupid, humorless, loud, obnoxious, gum-chewing, carbon-emitting, baby-killing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, flag-waving, and self-centered, globalizing, uncouth, swearmouthed and boorish non-human Neanderthal American obsessed with sex, celebrities and McDonalds that demands the entire world revolve around herself! Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:30:55 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: Expat Texan http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/2008/10/04/hail-to-the-alien-chief/#comment-2743 Expat Texan Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:29:22 +0000 http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/?p=2155#comment-2743 Actually, Zontar, I fear you have violated several intergalactic laws on campaign finance contributions with this message. I know it can be confusing, especially in light of the way Democrats account for campaign donations, but please try to stay current on non-US contribution law. One point that we must make absolutely clear, however, is that reanimating the dead is strictly OFF LIMITS. While it is true that the dead frequently vote in Chicago and New Orleans, any attempt by you to use your Xenonian powers of reanimation to create a zombie following of voters will be most frowned upon. Plus, team Obama already has all of the zombie vote sewn up - just look at all of the Youtube videos of the zombified youth for Obama popping up everywhere. Actually, a zombie voting war may be good for the Palin administration, so on second thought reanimate away. Hail Zontar! Actually, Zontar, I fear you have violated several intergalactic laws on campaign finance contributions with this message. I know it can be confusing, especially in light of the way Democrats account for campaign donations, but please try to stay current on non-US contribution law.

One point that we must make absolutely clear, however, is that reanimating the dead is strictly OFF LIMITS. While it is true that the dead frequently vote in Chicago and New Orleans, any attempt by you to use your Xenonian powers of reanimation to create a zombie following of voters will be most frowned upon. Plus, team Obama already has all of the zombie vote sewn up – just look at all of the Youtube videos of the zombified youth for Obama popping up everywhere. Actually, a zombie voting war may be good for the Palin administration, so on second thought reanimate away.

Hail Zontar!

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