Sarah Palin is going to do well. Why? Because she has rehearsed beforehand. It is as simple as that. When non-rehearsed and caught with questions off-guard, she’s an epic failure. Not that this phenomenon is specific to Sarah Palin, but I fear that too many people are not expecting much from her tonight — and you shouldn’t do that. Raise the bar. She is WELL-REHEARSED!
Mark my words.
And watch the polls that follow.
(By the way, while you’re tapping your fingers waiting for the debate to come on, let’s play Palin Bingo!)
Greetings Earthlings!
Zontar, absolute and undisputed arbiter of all things in all universes turned on his television set last evening to watch the debate featuring the two contenders for vice president of the “United States”. He was sore amazed at what he witnessed.
Per Ms. Monkey’s prescient prediction, Miss Sarah’s performance was not the unmitigated disaster one would have expected given her previous encounters with persons who ask her questions of a political nature.
Miss Sarah amazes the almighty Zontar. I don’t know why she has been unknown for so long in the world of politics given her extensive executive experience as a PTA member, mayor of the fair metropolis of Wasilla and governor of one of the smallest states for less than two years. I don’t know why she isn’t running for president.
Zontar was trembling with wonder at this wondrous milf’s performance, dontcha know? When the moderator asked her a question she either completely ignored it and talked about energy or some other memorized drivel she was force fed or answered the question very tangentially.
Zontar is very curious about the political process that ya have in your “United” States. First you elect a retarded cretin as president who, under normal circumstances would be emptying out septic tanks. Then you have the equivalent with a vagina running for vice president whose only qualification is that she is a fornicatress, a liar,a middle aged woman who talks like she is the cutest babe ever who speaks in that whiny high pitched voice and winks and thinks she can get away with her shit, a book burning ego-maniac, pregnancy faker so her daughter who was really pregnant with retarded Troglodyte to cover up the shame of the incest in her family, power hungry cretin who is good at revenge and murdering beautiful animals not for their food but for the pure pleasure of killing them then the delight of skinning them, don’t ya think?
Zontar would like to take her famous rimless overpriced signature glasses and cram them up her rectum.
And to think, should the republicans win,she would be victorious she would be one act of coitus away from the presidency (let us pray McCain doesn’t even think about taking a Viagra), don’t ya think?
Hail to all of ya!!
Hail Zontar!!!!