According to a questionnaire I answered a while back on Facebook, I am only 38% American.
Not that I’m all that surprised. I’ve always been told from others that I don’t act “American” – whatever “acting American” is. Oh yeah. Wait. It’s a typical, inbred, insular, nationalistic, unfashionable, paranoid, arrogant, fat, lazy, vulgar, greedy, racist, spoiled-rich, slutty, ignorant, stupid, humorless, loud, obnoxious, gum-chewing, carbon-emitting, baby-killing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, flag-waving, and self-centered, globalizing, Neanderthal American addicted to McDonalds, right? 
