Comments on: A Re-run of Desperate Careerwives or an Innocent Woman Running for VP? http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/a-re-run-of-desperate-housewives-or-an-innocent-woman-running-for-vp/ Observations from a typical, self-entitlement-oriented, inbred, insular, nationalistic, inherently violent, unfashionable, paranoid, arrogant, unsophisticated, fat, lazy, vulgar, greedy, racist, spoiled-rich, ignorant, stupid, humorless, loud, obnoxious, gum-chewing, carbon-emitting, baby-killing, gun-toting, bible-thumping, flag-waving, and self-centered, globalizing, uncouth, swearmouthed and boorish non-human Neanderthal American obsessed with sex, celebrities and McDonalds that demands the entire world revolve around herself! Sun, 25 Oct 2009 05:30:55 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: zontarthemagnificent http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/a-re-run-of-desperate-housewives-or-an-innocent-woman-running-for-vp/#comment-2467 zontarthemagnificent Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:51:30 +0000 http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/?p=1325#comment-2467 Hail Earthlings! (except Sarah Palin) Zontar, lord of all that is holy, all omniscient observer of mankind spent this evening observing the acceptance speech of S. Palin of Alaska. Zontar at first observed she seemed a fine speaker. Zontar thought the speech was well crafted. Then half-way she turned into a liar and was giving a hatchet job upon Mr. Obama. Zontar thought that her making fun of Mr. Obama for "community organizing" while she was busy as mayor of Rectum, Alaska was most uncalled for. She uses her power to ban books from the local library she deems offensive, tries to fire her ex-brother-in-law for revenge and raise a slut who obviously didn't listen to Palin's lectures on abstinence as the only acceptable method for birth control. Palin! Mr. Obama could have, upon graduating from Harvard Law gone into any number of lucrative professions. Instead he went into the slums of south Chicago to help the poor, the disenfranchised, the homeless and the starving to try to improve their lives. You call this not accomplishing anything! How dare you, you pious hypocrite. And for your information Mr. Obama is, had you really listened to his acceptance speech, is very much committed to fighting terrorism, but only in places where are true enemies are, such as Afghanistan, not frittering precious lives in Iraq, a ridiculous war which, if it ended tomorrow would not have accomplished anything. Nothing. Mr. Obama did not say he was going to raise taxes. Just on the five percent of the population who have too long gotten a free ride at the expense of the average American. As a post script, if Zontar can go just one day without hearing about Mr. McCain's experience as a POW in Vietnam, then he will die a lucky alien. How does having the misfortune of getting shot down and captured qualify you for political office? Mr. McCain was tortured, and Mr. McCain told everything he knew to his captors. Understandable, very human, but hardly commendable. Zontar has no ill will against Mr. McCain. He seems a nice enough fellow. Zontar, however has much against ill will against S. Palin. She is a nasty little pit-bull whom the campaign is using to spew mendacious invective against Mr. Obama, who is an honorable man. Hail Zontar! Hail Earthlings! (except Sarah Palin)
Zontar, lord of all that is holy, all omniscient observer of mankind spent this evening observing the acceptance speech of S. Palin of Alaska.
Zontar at first observed she seemed a fine speaker. Zontar thought the speech was well crafted. Then half-way she turned into a liar and was giving a hatchet job upon Mr. Obama. Zontar thought that her making fun of Mr. Obama for “community organizing” while she was busy as mayor of Rectum, Alaska was most uncalled for. She uses her power to ban books from the local library she deems offensive, tries to fire her ex-brother-in-law for revenge and raise a slut who obviously didn’t listen to Palin’s lectures on abstinence as the only acceptable method for birth control.
Palin! Mr. Obama could have, upon graduating from Harvard Law gone into any number of lucrative professions. Instead he went into the slums of south Chicago to help the poor, the disenfranchised, the homeless and the starving to try to improve their lives. You call this not accomplishing anything! How dare you, you pious hypocrite.
And for your information Mr. Obama is, had you really listened to his acceptance speech, is very much committed to fighting terrorism, but only in places where are true enemies are, such as Afghanistan, not frittering precious lives in Iraq, a ridiculous war which, if it ended tomorrow would not have accomplished anything. Nothing.
Mr. Obama did not say he was going to raise taxes. Just on the five percent of the population who have too long gotten a free ride at the expense of the average American.
As a post script, if Zontar can go just one day without hearing about Mr. McCain’s experience as a POW in Vietnam, then he will die a lucky alien.
How does having the misfortune of getting shot down and captured qualify you for political office? Mr. McCain was tortured, and Mr. McCain told everything he knew to his captors. Understandable, very human, but hardly commendable.
Zontar has no ill will against Mr. McCain. He seems a nice enough fellow. Zontar, however has much against ill will against S. Palin. She is a nasty little pit-bull whom the campaign is using to spew mendacious invective against Mr. Obama, who is an honorable man.
Hail Zontar!

]]> By: kgongre http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/2008/09/01/a-re-run-of-desperate-housewives-or-an-innocent-woman-running-for-vp/#comment-2459 kgongre Wed, 03 Sep 2008 20:03:25 +0000 http://virgomonkey.wordpress.com/?p=1325#comment-2459 Greetings Virgo, I also happen to be a virgo...not that that has anything to with anything...lol Thanks for commenting over at my place thus allowing me to find your blog...I laughed out loud several times...this is good. Enjoyed ya! Peace, Kim http://www.creatingprogress.blogspot.com Greetings Virgo,

I also happen to be a virgo…not that that has anything to with anything…lol

Thanks for commenting over at my place thus allowing me to find your blog…I laughed out loud several times…this is good.

Enjoyed ya!

Peace,
Kim
http://www.creatingprogress.blogspot.com

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http://willrhodesportmanteau.com/2008/09/02/evangelicals-are-they-stupid-ii/

Just a couple to get your teeth into, Virgo. :)

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