Due to my chatter about Americanophobia on this blog, when I mention the “Far Left”, I’m talking about the Far Left in Canada and Europe (naturally some can apply to Americans). The “Far Right” will be the Americans. (Obviously this doesn’t mean that all Americans are “Far Right” and all Europeans and Canadians are from the “Far Left” – I’m just mocking the extremists!)
—> They both think their country is the best.
–> Sports is less about entertainment for these people and MORE about Patriotism.
—> They both have an outstanding lack of intellectual curiosity.
—> They both believe that Obama was only elected president because he was black.
—> They are both overly obsessed with politics. It’s all they think about, it’s all they do, it’s all they watch, it’s all they read. They live it, breathe it, milk it, and feed it.
—> They are both against porn and those who look at it.
—> They are both against swear words and look down on those who use them.
—> They both feel morally superior and above others. (Self-righteousness is a good word!)
—> They don’t travel. If they DO, it’s only because they HAVE to.
—> They both think Bush won the 2000 election.
—> The far left call Bush “Hitler”. The far right call Obama “Hitler”.
—> Neither one of these groups have a sense of humor. They are the kind of people that you have to explain everything to, and they STILL don’t get it! They both have a tight ass. The concept of “having fun”, kicking back, enjoying life or a laugh is like a foreign language to them. The Right is wondering why you’re not taking the Muslim terrorists seriously enough, and the Left is wondering why you’re not taking the starving S. Africans seriously enough.
—> They are both THE most intolerant and xenophobic people on earth.
—> They are both very preachy.
—> They are both boring to be with.
—> They are both very closed-minded (OKA “mentally constipated”) to any dissent, new ideas, and other possibilities. Their minds are made up for life. All researched information are those ideologies that entertain their own belief system. All contrary ideologies and dissent is purposefully misunderstood and twisted brilliantly to suit their own ongoing agendas.
—> They are both obsessed with food. The Right eat too much and the Left starve themselves.
—> While they can be admired for their political activism, they both tend to protest violently and resort to destroying property and symbols as well.
—> They both have very bad tempers, but they both exercise so much constraint that people on the other end of the conversation/text will admire them for their “stoic response”.
—> They will unashamedly accuse other people of doing the very things they have perfected themselves. With that said, they are well known for being the most hypocritical people.
—> They pretend to care about others when, in fact, all they’re concerned about is their agenda.
—> They are both religious fanatics. The Right believe that Christian Fundamentalism is the “religion of peace” whereas the Left believe that Islamic Fundamentalism is the “religion of peace”. – (Yes, even if they’re not Islamic themselves!)
—> They both believe in the most hypocritical version of the word, “peace”.
—> They both hate cigarette smokers — I mean really hate them.
—> They both have very strong mindless minions and backup.
—> They both think Scott Peterson is innocent.
—> They are both technophobes. They just get by on the basics, but frown on anything that is or appears complicated. For example, both of these groups hate iPods and iPod users. They would also never know how to take care of their computer by themselves in the most basic ways should they have technical problems.
—> They are both very grumpy, whiny and pessimistic.
—> They are both the PC Police and the Grammar/Spelling Police of the world (unless, of course, you’re on their team). With that said, they get offended VERY easily over the pettiest of things. Even the word, “fart” causes them to run and take a shower.
—> They both don’t believe in the separation of Church and State. The Right support Christian Politics and the Left support Islamic Politics even if they’re not Islamic themselves!!
—> Neither one of them believe in Personal Responsibility and blame other groups for all of their problems and life failures.
—> Both are gay. It’s just that the Right are still in the closet.
—> They are both seduced by power and like to be told what to think and do.
—> They both H-A-T-E Hollywood with a passion and are vehemently *against* televisions and anything that resembles entertainment i.e. music, film, comedy, etc…
—> They both go out of their way to take away the freedoms of the opposing party.
—> They are both paranoid watch-dogs. The Right are watching the Muslims, and the Left are watching the Americans.
—> They both hate happy people.
—> They both hate me and my blog as I’m not a slave to either of the political wings.
—> They both hate themselves.
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—> And last but not least, both groups will be offended by this post.