Due to my chatter about Americanophobia on this blog, when I mention the “Far Left”, I’m talking about the Far Left in Canada and Europe (naturally some can apply to Americans). The “Far Right” will be the Americans. 
(Obviously this doesn’t mean that all Americans are “Far Right” and all Europeans and Canadians are from the “Far Left” – I’m just mocking the extremists!)
Let’s begin!!
—> They both think their country is the best. 
–> Sports is less about entertainment for these people and MORE about Patriotism.
—> They both have an outstanding lack of intellectual curiosity.
—> They both believe that Obama was only elected president because he was black.
—> They are both overly obsessed with politics. It’s all they think about, it’s all they do, it’s all they watch, it’s all they read. They live it, breathe it, milk it, and feed it.
—> They are both against porn and those who look at it.
—> They are both against swear words and look down on those who use them.
—> They both feel morally superior and above others. (Self-righteousness is a good word!)
—> They don’t travel. If they DO, it’s only because they HAVE to.
—> They both think Bush won the 2000 election.
—> The far left call Bush “Hitler”. The far right call Obama “Hitler”.
—> Neither one of these groups have a sense of humor. They are the kind of people that you have to explain everything to, and they STILL don’t get it! They both have a tight ass. The concept of “having fun”, kicking back, enjoying life or a laugh is like a foreign language to them. The Right is wondering why you’re not taking the Muslim terrorists seriously enough, and the Left is wondering why you’re not taking the starving S. Africans seriously enough.
—> They are both THE most intolerant and xenophobic people on earth.
—> They are both very preachy.
—> They are both boring to be with. 
—> They are both very closed-minded (OKA “mentally constipated”) to any dissent, new ideas, and other possibilities. Their minds are made up for life. All researched information are those ideologies that entertain their own belief system. All contrary ideologies and dissent is purposefully misunderstood and twisted brilliantly to suit their own ongoing agendas.
—> They are both obsessed with food. The Right eat too much and the Left starve themselves.
—> While they can be admired for their political activism, they both tend to protest violently and resort to destroying property and symbols as well.
—> They both have very bad tempers, but they both exercise so much constraint that people on the other end of the conversation/text will admire them for their “stoic response”.
—> They will unashamedly accuse other people of doing the very things they have perfected themselves. With that said, they are well known for being the most hypocritical people.
—> They pretend to care about others when, in fact, all they’re concerned about is their agenda.
—> They are both religious fanatics. The Right believe that Christian Fundamentalism is the “religion of peace” whereas the Left believe that Islamic Fundamentalism is the “religion of peace”. – (Yes, even if they’re not Islamic themselves!)
—> They both believe in the most hypocritical version of the word, “peace”.
—> They both hate cigarette smokers — I mean really hate them.
—> They both have very strong mindless minions and backup.
—> They both think Scott Peterson is innocent.
—> They are both technophobes. They just get by on the basics, but frown on anything that is or appears complicated. For example, both of these groups hate iPods and iPod users. They would also never know how to take care of their computer by themselves in the most basic ways should they have technical problems.
—> They are both very grumpy, whiny and pessimistic.
—> They are both the PC Police and the Grammar/Spelling Police of the world (unless, of course, you’re on their team). With that said, they get offended VERY easily over the pettiest of things. Even the word, “fart” causes them to run and take a shower.
—> They both don’t believe in the separation of Church and State. The Right support Christian Politics and the Left support Islamic Politics even if they’re not Islamic themselves!!
—> Neither one of them believe in Personal Responsibility and blame other groups for all of their problems and life failures.
—> Both are gay. It’s just that the Right are still in the closet.
—> They are both seduced by power and like to be told what to think and do.
—> They both H-A-T-E Hollywood with a passion and are vehemently *against* televisions and anything that resembles entertainment i.e. music, film, comedy, etc…
—> They both go out of their way to take away the freedoms of the opposing party.
—> They are both paranoid watch-dogs. The Right are watching the Muslims, and the Left are watching the Americans.
—> They both hate happy people.
—> They both hate me and my blog as I’m not a slave to either of the political wings.
—> They both hate themselves.
—> They both need a little more of 
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either!
—> And last but not least, both groups will be offended by this post.
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Jean
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Too funny. Guilty as charged.
Although I’m not as thin as you might think…
This is absurdly untrue of anyone on the right that I know. Have you ever actually met any conservatives? Liberals are the ones who are miserable. We enjoy irritating the hell out of them –it’s a ball!
You must have a short memory monkey…
You’ve misunderstood my post. Get off your waterboard, mister.
Re-read the title and the 1st paragraph/disclaimer! I’m talking about the RADICALS on both sides. There’s a HUGE difference between a radical liberal and a liberal and the same with conservatives! Look at my blogroll too. Most of them are conservatives. So long as someone’s nice to me, I’ll be nice back…. but radicals aren’t all that nice.
And to Mr. Roads: You are too humble to be an extremist.
I noticed that I wasn’t on your blogroll, Virgo – so I shall treat this post with the contempt that it deserves!
The far-right, as you say correctly, are all American and visit way too many airport toilets far too frequently, of the same-sex kind.
I will always stand by the notion that if you are far-right you are a closet homosexual.
We on the far-left actually love porn!
Haha… but wait! You’re not a far-lefty….. right? *takes out her polit-o-meter*
Well – I do like porn!
OK. Out of jail for you!
“Neither one of these groups have a sense of humor.”
I’ve found this often true when I try to make a joke on a designated “feminist” blog. Although I’ve seen this in Republican, Democratic, and Libertarian circles as well. True believers don’t like having their beliefs mocked since their whole identity rests on them. I’ve also found that people who harbor doubts about their professed faith, cause, politics are often the crankiest when you joke about it. I guess it is a means of projecting their own doubt by severely lashing out against anyone who disagrees.
And as someone who is often considered a far right American (although my social views often skew left) I like the list.
Hello Mr. Transformation: It looks like
the skirtDR has been giving my blog some good PR even though unintended.Re: my post: Naturally, even outside the world of doubt, crankiness and extremes (which we are all guilty of falling into at some point in time, right?), sometimes it genuinely IS difficult to get another person’s sense of humor. Sometimes what one calls “humor”, another will call “abuse”. And some will use the term, “humor” as a smoke screen for their “verbal abuse”. It happens all the time. Heck, I’ve even done it too just to “get away” with being cruel to someone and getting a specific point across. And it worked! Humans can be very cunning, brilliant, and manipulative…. all to get what we want with no ramifications.
That’s like getting gasoline for free in 2008!
The kind of “not having a sense of humor” that I’m talking about are those people who cannot laugh at ANYTHING. No comedians, no funny TV shows, no playtime, they can never accept silliness or offer it, they aren’t playful, and they act way too mature — in other words — they are pseudo-intellectuals where life must be serious 24/7!
In any event, humor is like a different language. We all speak it differently. But to have A sense of humor AT ALL is what I think is important.
Am I nice? I may need to water board you monkey…. No, that has nothing to do with water beds, (perv)…
Oh….. you are bad!
THIS IS GOLD!
I’m sick of both the far right and the far left myself.
Let me add to the list PLEASE.
Both groups hate heterosexual male sexuality like the grinch hates Christmas.
You mean, “Eww, he has hair on his legs. We gotta shave that off!” kinda thing? The far left and right hate the good old fashioned manly man?
no, I mean they hate anything to do with heterosexual male desire and pleasure. Example: both hate porn.
the difference between the two is that the Right hate almost all other forms of sexuality and ertoicism whereas the Left love almost all other forms of sexuality and eroticism.
I dont know which is worse, the Right’s flat out erotophobia or the Left’s double standard.
I see what you mean, now.
It depends on the day for me. For now, the Left’s double standard is annoying me. But then again, the Right LIE like a rug when they pretend to be puritan. They say these things, but it’s only talk. All the Far Left and Right do is talk, really.
You know another thing about the far Left and Right I hate? They both, in some way or another, love disasters. Be it an aattack or economic collapse, I have no doubt they secretly WANT the shit to hit the fan! So long as the eeevill hedonistic society gets punished. They relish saying “now the Party’s over!” Such suffering that would be caused by say, a bombing or another Great Depression would be worth it just so they can act all smug.
Yes, when the financial crisis happened, the Far Left had a field day!!
Maybe the issue with the far-left & far-right is that they take themselves and their ideologies way too seriously? I completely agree that most lack a sense of humor about things.