Hypocritical Republicans in Action!

This message is mainly for the uncivilized Republicans out there that just don’t have a clue.

Listen up!

I’ve heard it all. Here’s what I’ve been hearing over the past few days:

• You guys are just a bunch of Bush Haters trying to look for any reason to accuse him for something.

CORRECTION: Not all of us Liberals hate Bush. Not all of us accuse him for the lack of immediate help in New Orleans.

• You just wanna blame someone.

THE REALITY: You Conservatives are doing just the same thing by pointing the finger at the local, state, and government officials of New Orleans!

• You’re just trying to get political gain off the suffering of others.

THE REALITY: How are the average Joe Bloggers gaining off of this politically? This has nothing to do with politics. Something went wrong. People are angry because lives could have been saved. We worry about our future and safety in this country. This is a normal reaction to something as horrific as what just happened in in the Gulf.

• What a bunch of crybabies you all are. All you do is whine!

BLATANT HYPOCRISY: When Clinton was President, that’s all you guys did too: whine. If he was in office today, you’d continue the whining. You are already doing that with Hillary Clinton and Howard Dean.

Have you ever wondered why the Bush Administration allows for the New Revolution of Political Correctness, welfare, food stamps, SSI, Section Eight Housing, free education for the Illegal Aliens, Mortgage Loans for the Illegal Aliens, and other programs to help Illegals feed their MANY children while they’re getting away with murder in our Justice System everyday?

This is a bleeding heart – handout giving kind of country UNDER YOUR PRESIDENT. Aren’t you pissed off about that?

• You just want Bush impeached.

BLATANT HYPOCRISY: When Clinton was in office, you were trying to get him impeached for a blow job.

• Nobody is to blame, but the citizens in New Orleans. Nobody should have to depend on anyone for help.

REALITY CHECK: I’d love to see you say that to the faces of the elderly dying in their wheel chairs, to all the displaced children with no mother and father, to all the vets who have served for our country, to all the dying children and little girls that were raped, to all of those on the brink of death with no medication, and to all those that were murdered. And I’m talking about the ones that DID evacuate and make it to the Superdome. Tell them that they deserved to die. Tell them that they deserved to suffer.

Most of all, should you ever be in that desperate a situation, I’d love to be there when I see you crying for help and how quickly you change your politics.

• Our Federal Government, especially, is not responsible to take care of you!

BURNING QUESTIONS: If FEMA is not supposed to help out in these kinds of situations, then what the hell are they doing over there right now? I still have yet to get an answer from you people!

Also have you read this? Bush’s National Response Plan of 2004

• You Libs and Dems are so full of hate!

BLATANT HYPOCRISY: You all spew just as much hate from your dirty mouths regarding Libs and Dems in the Blogsphere and those who are involved in politics. I hear violent threats and vicious name-calling every time I pass one of your blogs.

• You’re just a bunch of commies!

REALITY CHECK: Um, please tell me what this all has to do with Capitalism vs. Communism? Do you actually know what a communist is? Do you really believe that all Liberals are poor, lazy bums who live off government handouts? You’ve got to be kidding me, right?

• You’re a bunch of Pinkos!

CORRECTION: Code Pink is where this knee jerk reaction is coming from. Isn’t this an organization that’s against Jews? Is it because some of us think that Bush may have had something to do with the delayed response to help the survivors of this hurricane, that we hate Jews? I’m sorry, but I’m just not seeing a connection with Israel here. Last time I checked, there was a massive flood in New Orleans and we saw a lot of people needlessly suffering and dying.

• Oh, you just want a Mommy/Daddy Government to do everything for you.

BLATANT HYPOCRISY: Yes, and you need Daddy Bush to give you a break on your taxes, you depend on Big Daddy to allow Illegal Aliens in the country so that your business will get more profit, and you rely on the military to save your asses should we get blown up again by the Arabs.

• “Find a way to help or SHUT UP!”

CORRECTION: Um, I did, and so did many of us. But, thanks.

• “Go cry in your Granola and Soy Milk you whiny bitches.”

CORRECTION: I like granola, but I dislike Soy Milk. I drink whole milk. So, I guess I have a little bit of Conservative in me, right? I also enjoy eating Hot Dogs and Apple Pie!  Have you read this? It appears that the Red States contain the fattest people in the nation! It looks like it would do ya’ll a little good if you were to get on a nice Hippie Diet.

• “You’re another brain-dead, Leftie-Communist-Lover … how large of a bowl of LEFTIE STUPID DUMBASS did you eat for breakfast???”

CORRECTION: While I agree there are a lot of dingbat Lefties out there, there are many of us that are very intelligent that don’t resort to name calling, have respect for dissenting opinions, and know how to debate in a civil manner.

Any questions?